Showing posts with label sheer freakin crazy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sheer freakin crazy. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Blech

I feel the Red Circle of Death strangling me only after one conversation about what defines a Christian and someone's supposed unChristian behavior which apparently can be called unChristian if they do not give people whatever they ask for, even if it's illegal to do so.

I feel nauseated.

Friday, September 26, 2008

What's in your freezer?

Most people store food in their freezers. Others hide jewelry or money in them. My Mom stores "neat" dead animals in them.

She found this baby weasel in the driveway. I'm not sure why she decided to keep it, possibly because she wanted to show it to all her friends.

This is so natural for her that she didn't even warn me. I opened the door, looked to my right and found myself eye to whisker with this frozen animal lying on a bag of broccoli and cauliflower. Mom just giggled and then proceeded to pick it up and show me how cool it was, along with a description of how its long body was curled up..."like this."

I'm not kidding.